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Niknak Motorsport / Simon Hoade

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  • Simon and the Caterham at Brands Hatch

I am a British software developer with a passion for fast code, fast cars and slick videos. These are my thoughts, my projects and my life...

Twitter

Twitter

Microblogging

I'm too lazy for a real blog so I use Twitter to document my daily highs and lows, sometimes with pictures.

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Youtube

YouTube

Moving pictures

I love to experiment with video ideas and create short films, often using footage from track days.

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Photos

Photos

Still life

An extensive collection of photos from the last 10+ years of my life organised into a vast gallery.

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Twitter

Recent tweets and mobile uploads

Tweets

Just won a free place at a Rockingham track day next Sunday thanks to the nice people at @bookatrack - cheers guys :D #caterham

@SimonHoade - 2:25 PM, 23 May 2013

Police seek woman who tweeted "I knocked a cyclist off his bike. I have right of way, he doesn't pay road tax": ipayroadtax.com/no-such-thing-…

@carltonreid - 9:23 AM, 20 May 2013

First blat of the year without a hat on, nice and warm this morning :) #caterham

@SimonHoade - 11:27 AM, 19 May 2013

Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.

@girayozil - 6:42 PM, 27 February 2013

What a beautiful little car. twitpic.com/cqqohj

@harrismonkey - 2:51 PM, 15 May 2013

Website of the fucking day, no fucking questions asked. goodfuckingdesignadvice.com (via @paul66)

@jesperhills - 10:17 AM, 14 May 2013

Nothing quite like the smell of preinstalled vendor craplets in the morning veracode.com/blog/2013/05/e…

@codinghorror - 4:35 AM, 14 May 2013

Caterham Superlight vs Honda CBR600. Lots of fun, some of it legal. pic.twitter.com/NTl0Di6DdQ

@SimonHoade - 2:30 PM, 12 May 2013

How has Sugar ended up with this lot?

@JeremyClarkson - 8:11 PM, 7 May 2013

Will all Male British Entertainers who were famous in the 1970s please just report to your local police station now.

@rickygervais - 12:21 PM, 7 May 2013

Uploads

See all of my tweets and uploads here on Twitter

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YouTube

Adventures with a Caterham and experiments with video editing

  • Tokyo Drift, Northamptonshire Style

    Duration: 2:31
    Views: 1,390
    Published: 7 months ago

    Tokyo Drift, Northamptonshire Style

    14 October 2012 - 1,390 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

  • Silverstone, October 2012 - Best laps

    Duration: 9:05
    Views: 96
    Published: 7 months ago

    Silverstone, October 2012 - Best laps

    14 October 2012 - 96 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

  • Brands Hatch Indy Caterham Lap Analysis Split Screen

    Duration: 4:29
    Views: 983
    Published: 9 months ago

    Brands Hatch Indy Caterham Lap Analysis Split Screen

    30 July 2012 - 983 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

  • 60 Second Road Trip - Episode 1: Newbury to Weymouth

    Duration: 1:36
    Views: 477
    Published: 11 months ago

    60 Second Road Trip - Episode 1: Newbury to Weymouth

    20 June 2012 - 477 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

  • Caterham onboard, Brands Hatch GP, May 2012

    Duration: 10:21
    Views: 1,545
    Published: 11 months ago

    Caterham onboard, Brands Hatch GP, May 2012

    5 June 2012 - 1,545 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

  • Caterham 7: 0-60mph

    Duration: 0:18
    Views: 1,333
    Published: 1 year ago

    Caterham 7: 0-60mph

    15 April 2012 - 1,333 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

  • Caterham: Reloaded 2012

    Duration: 1:36
    Views: 1,078
    Published: 1 year ago

    Caterham: Reloaded 2012

    26 March 2012 - 1,078 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

  • Ben's charity lunch: Surströmming (fermented fish)

    Duration: 6:25
    Views: 6,728
    Published: 1 year ago

    Ben's charity lunch: Surströmming (fermented fish)

    10 March 2012 - 6,728 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

  • Stop motion Caterham toy car donut

    Duration: 0:21
    Views: 1,371
    Published: 1 year ago

    Stop motion Caterham toy car donut

    19 December 2011 - 1,371 views - get the full description, watch in HD and comment on YouTube

Watch all of my Caterham track day videos and editing experiments here on YouTube

Photos

A selection of recent photos from my extensive gallery

Continue browsing all of my photos here in the gallery

Archive

Old stuff that I still like to keep on the website

Blog

Although I haven't written an article for a number of years now, I did try and keep regular posts going for a while. Read them all here.

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Videos

Before I became a part of YouTube I edited and published track day videos here on my site. These are all of my old videos.

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Cars

A collection of brief articles describing some of the cars I've had the pleasure (and displeasure) of owning.

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Track days

I've been driving at track days since 2006 and these articles describe the highs and lows of some of those days.

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IIS Traffic Monitor

Home of my only published software tool, a free and widely used per-site bandwidth usage reporting tool for IIS 6+. No longer supported.

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Contact

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